Sandra's bodyguard moves in

Publication: Star
Date: 16 August 2010

The National Enquirer won the Meanest Story award this week for telling us Louis Bardo Bullock's life was in danger. The Star, published by the same company as the Enquirer but not as prone to copy stories from them as are the Globe and Examiner, said that Sandra Bullock's bodyguard had moved in to her house.

Legitimate news sources tell us this week that Sandy had a restraining order put on some guy who was put in an asylum for stalking her years ago. He was released earlier this year, but well... not exactly cured. This is the reason for the extra security. The Enquirer's extra flourish of a murder for hire plot has not been confirmed by a news source that has a record of not lying all the time.